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Thrift Shop ft. DoodleBob

Macklemore X DoodleBob,

FINLAND

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This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

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How did Tumblr miss this joke?

violet-grubs:

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ejacutastic:

*winks*

itsdeepforhappypeople:

randomhector:

I think my sink is clogged

get out.

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doctor who

izzytheeverything:

eisenburrito:

dickthehalls:

#MOISTURIZE MEEEEE

#what the fuck is this show even about

#we couldn’t tell you even if we really wanted too

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amywinehouseofficial:

Using my middle finger during foreplay because I h8 u :-)

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helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

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ser-davvie:

heard you were talking shit

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chickensandwich:

burqalicious:

EVery MINUTE A MINUTe PASSEs

i want proof where are your sources

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juilan:

spaceprincessbeyonce:

juilan:

Do you know the muffin man?

the muffin man?

Did I fucking stutter

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paranoid-android92:

when I die, there’ll be no crying at my funeral.

because everyone will be required to wear these hats.

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cloak-wand-and-stone:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

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